By Jason Levesque
I’m thinking my motivation at the moment for weight loss is so I can get an amazing side piece and a hip/thigh tattoo!
Anonymous said: wait are you gay
I describe it best as “would only probably swing straight if young Harrison Ford straight from the Indiana Jones era came to my door and propositioned to take me but unfortunately he is old and crusty so I’ll meet you on the softball pitch and don’t forget your fucking flannel this time”
Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.
My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
imagine all your online friends living near you
"KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER WHY DIDN’T YOU REBLOG MY POST"
I find it interesting how society doesn’t care when the media sexualizes women, when men sexualizes women, when school and the government sexualizes women. But the second a woman is in control and sexualizes herself willingly it’s wrong and disgusting.
Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin
True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.
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